Tag: joke
member name: Sharon R.
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January 14, 2008 01:04 PM EST --
Found this in my in box today - was too good not to share!!!!
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept . . . more
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January 23, 2008 01:45 PM EST --
Found this survey on Steve the Legends namespace. I hadn't seen this one in the past and thought it was amusing. Give it a try and see what you come up with. I changed his answers to mine! (Although . . . more
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August 05, 2007 06:52 PM EDT --
#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
#8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 . . . more
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August 24, 2007 05:14 PM EDT --
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St.
Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth.
Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with . . . more
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September 02, 2007 06:46 PM EDT --
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" . . . more
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September 03, 2007 02:26 PM EDT --
I tried to copy and paste this from my email to word and back to here... it was in very gigantic print in my email.... couldn't get it all to come out right... and never will figure out this darn . . . more
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August 08, 2007 06:25 PM EDT --
With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching $188.00,there is a better way when we get old & feeble. I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn for a combined long term . . . more
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August 21, 2007 08:39 PM EDT --
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather- -who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
--Author Unknown
2) Advice for the day: If you . . . more
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January 22, 2008 12:10 PM EST --
Found in my inbox today:
A good one to remind us all about children's thinkin............
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She was in . . . more
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January 24, 2008 01:25 PM EST --
Found these in my inbox today - some of these are actually thought provoking!!!!
Ponderables?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- One nice thing about egotists: they . . . more
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November 04, 2007 11:16 AM EST --
Notes in Italic made by me!!!! Actual Medical Chart Notes
- Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. Teenagers leave everyone with abnomalities!!!
. . . more
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August 23, 2007 07:00 PM EDT --
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God . . . more
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August 09, 2007 05:42 PM EDT --
Being as its Two for Friday - let's do two today!!!!
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower . . . more
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